kaydiamondlane:

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

Lmao this is great

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jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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Hey Jenn! Did you finish watching the show on Netflix? I'm on episode 36 I think and I know there's only 42; can't imagine everything will get resolved in just the few episodes left. Now I'm worried the final episodes are not available yet. Ugh. I'm gonna have to download them or buy the DVDs then. Please let me know when you get to 42 ok? Thanks on advance! Anne.

shinebycomparison:

Hey girl! Unfortunately only the first 2 seasons are on netflix :(image

I have finished all of the episodes that are on netflix and now I cry every day because who knows how long it will be until the rest of the episodes become available. I thought I could just stream them from a different site, but alas, there aren’t english subtitles. Also, based on what I’ve gathered from Amazon reviews: the DVD’s also don’t have english subtitles. 

Well fuck.
I was thinking of giving myself the show as a (rather expensive) birthday present this year but kept debating whether it’s a good idea. I guess this seals the deal.

Fuckkkkkk it’s so much money but I need it. I can’t just not watch the end!!!
I’m not too worried about the subtitles because my native language is Spanish (although sometimes they help because these people speak so goddamn fast);
It’s just spending the 95 bucks that are giving me a headache. Also, unless I figure out a way to unlock my DVD player to play all regions, I’m gonna have to watch the show on my laptop which kinda sucks because this masterpiece needs to be seen on a big HD flatscreen.
Dammit Netflix!!!!! You fucking tease. This is stupid 😫😫😫😫😫😫

P.S: I replied to your other message this morning but since I’m on the mobile app on my phone I think thmblr might have eaten it. Nothing important. Just that Diego is a scumbag and Alicia needs to go back to Julio.

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

jaclcfrost:

"do you love the character or the person who plays them?"

yes

mandicreally:

mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

"I did my time" damn straight

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.